Welcome To The School Where You Can Pay $5 To Have A Saxophonist Play "Careless Whisper" To A Classmate

2 January 2015, 14:04

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By Jason Gregory

Engineered to move the human spirit.

Surely the only valid reason to ever learn the saxophone is to play "Careless Whisper" and "Careless Whisper" only. So if you can then make a viable business out of selling those extremely specific talents for the healthy price of $5 apiece, then well sir, you are probably looking at the world's first saxophonist tycoon to-be.

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Meet the man who will play you "Careless Whisper" for the bargain price of $5.

Note especially the speed of exit at which he vacates the classroom... customer's not getting one note for free. 

Soon.

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