Issues Julia Michaels Download 'Issues' on iTunes
12 May 2015, 11:07
Maybe play this one with headphones...
Admit it: If Michael Jackson is your go-to artist at karaoke, then you probably spend some time studying up on your grunts. By now you've probably mastered every variant of "D'ah", "shukka" and even the crotch-grab-inducing "OOOWWW!", right?
If not, then you'll probably want to refer to this ridiculous video. Someone has actually made the effort to seek out every grunt that MJ ever expelled in his songs, stripped out the backing music, and compiled them all together in one mesmerising, sometimes questionable-sounding 4-minute video. It's truly some important internet content.
Okay, I'm just gonna come out with it: half of this just sounds like a Michael Jackson impersonator having sex. There you go, that mental image is in there now, you are officially sharing my pain. Enjoy.