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8 December 2015, 12:46
Dating described in whisper confessions.
"Being single is the best" - Beyonce, at some point probably.
"Being married is the best" - Beyonce, more recently.
So like, being single is cool and being in a relationship is also pretty cool. It's just the transition that sucks a**. That phase we like to call "dating" or "dragging yourself through purgatory". Either one.
But don't worry friend, you are definitely not alone. Thanks to the whisper app, you can now post your most sacred thoughts anonymously online. So now we have definitive proof that we're not all crazy and dating is weird af for everybody involved. Especially for these people.
So you take a deep breath and you sign up for Tinder. There are no holes in that plan whatsoever.
I see no flaws in that plan whatsoever.
Remind me again, how do you "human"??
Just here for the free dessert, tbh.
You're not creepy, you're *intense*.
Silently staring at them counts as flirting, right?
Bae needs their personal space, but you just need to know what they're doing at all times, ok? It's called "being in love".
So um, good luck with that, we guess.