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29 September 2016, 14:57
When you just love yourself and dgaf
Unless you're a person with massive amounts of confidence and social status, you've probably experienced the dread-inducing fear that no one will ask you to "the dance". Homecoming, Winter Formal, Prom--they're all dates on a calendar and opportunities to be caught flying solo.
Joe Larue didn't want to leave anything to chance so he did the most logical thing that you wish you'd thought of. He asked himself to Homecoming.
can't trust any girls so i decided to ask myself to homecoming:))) (i said yes) pic.twitter.com/QOqHvC8g0x— joe larue (@joe_larue6) September 26, 2016
Joe admitted that since he didn't "trust any girls", he would take his number 1 to Homecoming this year. In the style of those ridiculous "promposals", Joe showed up to his own house armed with Chicken from Canes and a cheesy sign.
I have so many cute ways I would ask myself to homecoming lmao— carrots (@muuuuuuhriuh) September 27, 2016
I think I'm gonna surprise myself and ask myself to homecoming— BRE̤̮ (@brezee_7) September 27, 2016
I'm just going to ask myself to homecoming— Diana (@love_diana12) September 28, 2016
Ask yourself to Homecoming. Ask yourself to Prom. Ask yourself for your own hand in marriage.