Run Up Major Lazer ft Party Next Door & Nicki Minaj
9 December 2015, 17:44
So we've just discovered Poetweet and we're actually dying. Someone call the funeral home, like, right now.
The premise of the site is that you can type in any twitter handle and it will compose a poem from their tweets. It's done via an algorithm with varying success. It has the ability to rhyme sometimes and a little bit of structure but generally everything comes out a bit WTF. It's completely ridiculous.
We decided to throw our fave's twitter handles in there to see what would happen. Brace yourself.
Even the algorithm knows Brendon prefers to be in the buff, of which we have some very fond memories, too.
I did have five men in my room and, yes, they were all wearing blue beads. Don't judge me.
Ummm, yes babe?
Feeling the Adobe vibes on this one.
I want Olly Alexander to call me a basic bitch.
Well, it's a form of energy that makes it possible to see things. For example, the brightness produced by the sun, by fire, a lamp. Don't worry about it, babes!
I don't know what we were referring to, Selena, but we're perfectly happy with you sticking with singing. I promise!