Johny Sofi Tukker
16 November 2015, 14:35
Your Facebook Timeline can be a very troublesome place. Do you often find yourself sick and tired of the same old people tearing up your newsfeed?! Well, we've compiled a glorious list of every person you should avoid... AT ALL COSTS!
Try to avoid these culprits wherever you can.
If you're bold enough to post them, then you're bold enough to name and shame.
This is not the time or social platform to be flooding us with your selfies, Amanda.
Please don't share intimate details of your lives at 9am on my timeline. KTHNXBYE.
FFS! I can't possibly go about my day until I know why you've been crying for 5 hours, Becky!!!!
It is 2015. Unless 2010 FarmVille has made a comeback, don't even think about sending me another invite.
*checks OUT of our Facebook friendship*
"Just got a free coffee!", "Man, this walk to work is so long!", "Just got to work, 3 minutes late LOL!"
It's really great that you completed your 5K run... but, you're probably lying about your time, aren't you?
There's always one.
THIS. IS. FACEBOOK. STOP IT!
I thought I had repressed those pictures from Zante 2010. Thanks a lot, Jessica.
No, I don't want free entry to your VIP night! Thank you, but no thank you! *delete*
Unless your baby is doing something REALLY FUNNY, don't post it.
Who will leave the same comment on every single picture you're ever tagged in. "Beautiful! XXX"