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11 September 2015, 11:46
We hope this doesn't shatter all of those ship dreams.
We've heard it from the horses mouth (well, metaphorically) - Larry Stylinson IS NOT REAL.
For the uninitiated amongst you, Larry Stylinson is the ship name for Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles created by One Direction fans who believe that the pair are secretly embroiled in an epic love affair.
While we're fans of secret romances, we've never been 100% sure about this one.
Regardless, it seems that 1D's most sensible spokesperson, Liam Payne, has spoken out, squashing all rumours of a potentially secret relationship.
Speaking to Attitude Magazine, Payno said that he found the rumours "absolutely nuts" that drive him "insane".
"It’s like when you know the ins and outs of what is going on with people it’s just annoying when it’s so stupid," he said. "It becomes like a conspiracy or like a cult, the people who watch them and think that every move they make is a gesture toward them being together, and I know it’s just not true and it makes me mad."
Oh wow - Liam is going IN.
Continuing, the spoon-phobic popstar said: "It’s so funny to be on the inside of it because you know what’s what and then you hear all these crazy theories."
The singer also rebuked rumours that Louis' impending fatherhood was a cover up for the relationship, too.
"The funny thing is there are some people out there who think that Louis getting Briana pregnant is fake," he bemoaned. "That it’s not real: It’s a cover up. And that’s the sort of sh—t that gets to me."
Don't hold anything back bbz. You spill that tea.