Kids (Ain't All Right) Grace Mitchell Download 'Kids (Ain't All Right)' on iTunes
8 April 2016, 13:47
Please, not another night out!
If you clicked on this list, then all nighters and spontaneous decisions are probably now fond, distant memories for you... aren't they? And the thought of living life like your once legendary 18-year-old self just makes you want to curl into a ball and cry. WELL SAME HERE.
Here are 21 more torpedos of truth for you to scroll through while you weep about how old you let yourself get. Wah.
Long gone are the days of being able to last until midday without some form of caffeine.
Remember when you used to un-tick all your cringe music on iTunes just incase your friends saw? Now you literally don't even care what embarrassing song plays next on shuffle.
Why do you all have blue hair? Why are your jeans so ripped?! WHO MADE MAN BUNS A THING?!
I don't care if the latest X Factor reject is doing a set... I'm not queueing. And that's that.
Enough of the EDM! Just put on some Backstreet Boys bangers and be done with it, DJ!
I'm not paying £4.50 for you to pour some fake cheap brand into the glass. No. Not having it.
Pass me a chilled glass of Pinot Greeej and I'll be on my way.
I don't care how much money it costs, cabs get you back to bed quicker.
Even better... a cup of tea, at home, alone, in bed. Good night.
The older you get, the worse they become.
*cries into a pile of bills and paperwork*
We're all adults now, so just say it to my face! Life is too short for indirects!
I can't keep up with the kids these days.
One baguette is worth at least 3 hours on the cross trainer. Ain't nobody got time for that.
When you were 18, it's all you ever really wanted to do. Now, you can't think of anything worse.
I bet you've already started trying to ward off the wrinkles early, haven't you?
Honestly, I'd rather just make the 3 hour journey home to sleep in my own bed.
I am old, I am wise and I am NOT going to let you win this argument. (Oh god, I'm turning into my Dad!)
What used to be a novelty is now the bane of your entire existence.