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7 December 2015, 12:32
When even your present needs to throw some shade.
December madness is in full swing now and there's one particularly terrifying holiday tradition looming: present shopping. Do. Not. Want.
Even if you do somehow emerge victorious from the pile of pink earmuffs and electric toothbrushes that play Ariana Grande's "Focus" on repeat, there will always be a special group of people you save till last - the frenemies.
What do you get the person who has everything, except your love? PopBuzz has some ideas.
FYI This exists. That's half the Xmas shopping sorted pretty much. pic.twitter.com/J5HIRGkPmk— Victoria (@vickyvvp) December 7, 2015
Nothing says a subtle "f*** you" like the smell of a gas station, gently punching them in the nose every time they inhale. They'll surely remember you for years to come.
Watch their face go from feigned surprise, to utter confusion, to barely suppressed disappointment in just three seconds.
For when you want to say "I put in some real f***ing effort into disappointing you this year."
Make sure they open it in front of the whole family and watch them try to explain their excitement over a couple of floppy-haired British dudes.
Everybody's Nan's fave, now with even less fun.
Give them the gift of sparkly dandruff this Christmas (and every day for, like, a week after when they can't get that stuff out.)
Caution: you may need to get within touching distance of this person.
I mean, you could argue that this is actually the perfect present for everyone on your list, but we're adding it for the lolz.