How To Be A 90s Kid In Your Twenties
21 November 2014, 12:49
It's the 90s baby.
We've all been there. Sometimes, you're in your early twenties, and suddenly all your millennial woes seem to creep up on you at once.
Then suddenly you spot another online article on life back in the 90's, and the nostalgia trip has got you all like:
Wouldn't it be rad if we could just go back in time and live the easy life of no responsibilities, neon clothes, and so, so many E-numbers in our food?
Not to worry, I've got you covered. Hit play and we shall begin.
First, stop reading listicles and throw out your computer (Finish this one first).
(Ignore the nagging voice in your head asking if AppleCare will cover that. It's the 90's, Apple still make Macintosh computers.)
Next, suit up. Get your best tie dye on...
Though it might not quite look the same today.
Before you head out, make sure your Tamagotchi has been fed.
...And reset the device when you realise it's so dead it's practically a fossil.
Grab one of these...
Pick up this.
...And head over to your friend's house to ask their mum if they can come out to play.
Act confused as she explains that your friend moved out years ago.
Oh well, no problem. Moon Shoe your way back home!
(Ignore all the people staring at a 20-something in Moon Shoes. They're just jealous.)
You should have prepared one of these bad boys earlier.
And now you have to try and fit in it.
Because it's time for some of your favourite cartoons!
Wait, who's this guy??
Daytime TV's not quite how you remember it.
Well, at least you can take your mind off of it with a refreshing glass of Sunny D!
Just head over to the fridge and... Oh no. You didn't plan this out very well, did you?
Did you at least remember to buy Push Pops?
Of course not. You've just got cake pops, you hipster.
And who's that calling you?
Is this finally your chance to win 'Wonkey Donkey'?
Aw, no, it's your boss. Apparently you're fired.
Okay, so maybe it might be time to admit the golden days of the 90s are permanently behind you.
But hey, you'll always have the memories. And the Moon Shoes.
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