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10 December 2015, 17:34
HINT: It's not another set of Body Butter, Grandma.
NEWSFLASH: Nobody wants material things for Christmas anymore. Gone are the days of unwrapping a brand new board game or a fancy set of shower gel and body wash. We want things that will really make a difference in our lives. So if you're still wondering what to buy the Millennial in your life, THESE are the gifts we ALL want to find under the tree this year:
Everywhere and anywhere you go. No dipping signals, no having to submit your email for 10 free minutes... just pure, unadulterated wifi.
Delivered straight to our door, morning noon and night with just a push of a button.
And to be able to have access to every country's Netflix library. Completely free of charge. It'd be a christmas miracle.
May we never have to look at those unsightly usernames again.
PLEASE SANTSTAGRAM! WE'VE BEEN REALLY GOOD THIS YEAR!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!
Seriously, it's almost 2016... is it too much to ask for?!
If this was the only present we got under the tree this year, that'd be more than ok.
Because of ALL THE REASONS.
Because we're neck deep in student loans and we just want someone else to pay for it. Get us to that airport!
We're talking an official tour. Not just a two second appearance at the VMAs... an official 6 month long arena tour. OK, JUSTIN!?
Save a life this Christmas.