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12 October 2015, 15:22
Honestly, just get the hell away from my short face.
Nobody dreams of growing up short. It's just the hand some of us are dealt. It seems though that all the tall-ies of the world can't get enough of the same old jokes: "hows the weather down there", "need some help, short stuff". What a creative bunch the tall-ies are.
Here are the 10 things every short person is tired of hearing.
I am like a baby in other ways. Such as: I don't pay my bills on time. But I am not a baby height wise. That would make me a very tall baby.
No. Because I live alone. Because I am an adult woman.
The school of get the hell out of my face.
Glad I could help out.
Yeah but I bet I can reach your face with my fist.