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29 November 2016, 12:00
Yes, you did read that correctly...
With Christmas fast approaching, it can often be tough to find the perfect gift for that special someone in your life. So what do you do when you want to find an idea that's completely original? Paint them something? Surprise them with the trip of a lifetime? Of course not...
You just make your dismembered pinky toe into a necklace that can hang around their neck like a trophy of war for the rest of your lives. Because that's what true love is kids!
Tumblr user royallyoily sent off her tiny toe, which was apparently amputated around a decade ago, to fellow blogger cummy-eyelids (ewwww) who is turning the body part into a necklace just in time for the holidays.
Anyone else feel slightly ill?
Even worse, "2011 was the expiration date of the preservation solution hence why I’m changing the solution and jar for her.”
Nope. Nope, nope, nope...
But hey, who are we to judge? If royallyoily wants her toe necklace, we say live and let live. However, as NYMag reports, this trend is already getting way too crazy for our personal tastes.
A necklace made of bones?
Our artist impression of what the finished product might look like is included below:
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