12 Burning Questions For Brendon Urie Regarding THAT New Video

11 May 2016, 11:20

panic at the disco video
James Wilson-Taylor

By James Wilson-Taylor

Brendon Urie has just sent Tumblr into a meltdown of feelings with the "Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time" clip.

Panic! At The Disco dropped the video for new single "Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time" yesterday featuring drinking, dancing and, of course, a tentacled she-demon who'll eat your insides and wear your skin as a disguise.

Lovely stuff - kinda like The Prodigy's "Smack My Bitch Up" but without the horrible misogyny.

 

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BUT, as satisfying as it was, the internet is still left with many questions about the clip. Let's round a few of them up shall we?

 

 

1) Where are the high heels at???

heyimbrendonurie.tumblr.com

 

2) Why you gotta die like that???

 

3) Where are the Winchester bros?

 

4) Why am I getting hot and bothered?

heyimbrendonurie.tumblr.com

 

5) Where was the guy in a chiffon skirt?

http://george-ryan-ross-iii.tumblr.com/post/144154162304/things-the-dtmwagt-vid-should-have-had

 

6) Why all the hentai tho?

http://tinybren.tumblr.com/post/144152861717/dont-threaten-me-with-a-good-time

 

7) Wait...does this look familiar?

http://blkyswn.tumblr.com/post/144150930008

 

8) Is Brendon Urie the Zodiac killer?

http://a-splitting-of-the-mcr.tumblr.com/post/144149754897/brendon-urie-ted-cruz-ted-cruz-is-brendon

 

9) Is Brendon a time lord? (Actually, he did tell us he was...)

http://arunningatthedisco.tumblr.com/post/144155546531/the-new-doctor-who-episode-looks-so-good

 

10) Is this real life???? 

http://band-trash-treasure.tumblr.com/post/144168950876/plot-twist

 

11) Does Brendon/aliens shop at Ikea?

http://the-digicorn.tumblr.com/post/144158964986/i-have-these-sheets-so-the-party-monster-shops-at

 

12) Does Brendon not understand science?

http://decafpop.tumblr.com/post/144161739424/brendon-needs-to-pay-attention-to-the-scientific

 

So many questions!

Well done Brendon - you broke the internet!

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