Don't Complicate It Ea Kaya Download 'Don't Complicate It' on iTunes
29 January 2016, 14:06
Welcome to the school of REALNESS!
According to rapper B.o.B., the earth's curve is a conspiracy and Neil deGrasse Tyson is a liar.
And he has all the reciepts to prove it, you guys! It's important not to be force fed all the pointless, unnecessary info they teach you in school, so here are all these things we've learned from people way more important than the actual scientific facts:
Unless we're in the final of a spelling bee, learning the exact spelling of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious isn't an hour long lecture we need to sit thru. Gwen taught us the only spelling we need to know in 3 and a half minutes.
Pro tip: this is also a reaaaally great tool for help on how to crack a 4-digit padlock code. Thanks J!
Would you trust your Geography teacher if she told you to go take a closer look at your local waterfall? No. Listen to TLC. Stay safe.
If someone's eyes are the size of the moon, you know for SURE that it's Nine In The Afternoon - no need to work out what those lines on your watch are pointing to.
Your school will ever teach you about what you REALLY need to succeed in the real word. Britney has your back.
"I don't like your girlfriend. I think you need a new one." FOOLPROOF! No ordinary adult would give such sage advice.
Let's get real... we didn't know how to do simple addition until Bey released this ballad. Also - algebra is pointless.
Don't believe all the lies your Science teachers told you about the future of this earth. This song is COLD HARD FACTS.