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23 October 2015, 18:38
Unless you are already?
Alright, so you want to be pop punk trash? Good. You've come to the right place.
But we don't want any fakers, sell-outs, mainstreamers, lamestreamers or basic b*tches. If you are any of these you can GTFO right now.
As with any good 'How To' guide we are going to consult the bible of the internet - Tumblr - for all our tips. Besides, that's where the pop punk trash live, crushing hard on Alex Gaskarth and throwing stones at any one who dares insult Brendon Urie. We have the upmost respect for these Pop Punk cyber warriors. They're doing the lord's work. Okay, let's get started: