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19 July 2016, 14:43
Tinderella, at your service!
Adding lyrics into your Tinder bio is like the 2016 version of when you used to put lyrics on your MySpace or your MSN profile name. Remember when that girl put the lyrics to Fergie's "Fergalicious" in her Tinder bio and ended up going VIRAL? That's gonna be you after you read this list. Just call us Tinderella!
Lyrics to put in your Tinder bio: "I don't care what you think / As long as it's about me."
Because NOTHING is gonna get you a date like some straight to the point chatter. And you can almost guarantee they'll be like, "Damn, she actually managed to make a Fall Out Boy lyric sound like a real sentence AND make some damn sense." *SWIPE*
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Lyrics to put in your Tinder bio: "You must be this tall / to ride THIS ride at the carnival."
Because, well... what's a little sassy innuendo when it's at home?! Bet you didn't expect that from the Cry Baby, did ya? *SWIPE*
Lyrics to put in your Tinder bio: "Intelligent too, oooh you my sweetheart / I always liked my women book and street smart."
This is basically Drake's way of saying "Get you a girl that can do both" without aaaactually stealing from the mainstream, you know? And besides, if you manage to slip a non-ironic Drake lyric into everyday conversation then you're basically the best. *SWIPE*
Lyrics to put in your Tinder bio: "Is it still me that makes you sweat? / Am I who you think about in bed?"
What kind of people would we be if we didn't promote this lyric as one of the best lines for your Tinder bio? Let's imagine your ex stumbles across your Tinder profile - these lyrics will leave him shaking in his boots and regretting everything. But never mind, you just scored three matches! *SWIPE*
Lyrics to put in your Tinder bio: "Ok bottle, sip, bottle, guzzle / I'm a bad bitch, no muzzle, what?"
Ok, so these lyrics might scare everyone off but it's the perfect way to filter the trash swipes from the quality swipes. It lets your admirers know that you've got a hilarious personality (because lol, who would seriously quote Nicky on the real!?) AND that you're not to be underestimated! *SWIPE*
Lyrics to put in your Tinder bio: "If I showed up with a plane ticket / And a shiny diamond ring with your name on it / Would you wanna run away too?"
If they answer yes, then gurl, swipe left immediately. They should be buying the ring for YOU! And the first reply that manages to point that out is the one you should take to the next 5SOS concert with you. *SWIPE*
Lyrics to put in your Tinder bio: "Hey what's up, it's been a while / Talking 'bout it's not my style / Thought I'd see what's up / While I'm lighting up."
So many layers to this one! It starts with a nice warm and friendly greeting, then there's a little bit of mystery followed a dash of curiosity about your personality. Most importantly, if anyone messages you about said lyrics, you've got an easy follow up. ("Saw your face and got inspired," duh!)
Lyrics to put in your Tinder bio: "What kind of bubblegum have you been blowing lately?"
This suggestive one is a no brainer - it's the perfect way to test the waters! If you get a bunch of dudes replying with trashy comments, delete them. *BUT* if you get one or two guys that actually respond with an actual bubblegum flavour, then KEEP THEM. It's the perfect conversation ice breaker!
Lyrics to put in your Tinder bio: "Why don't you figure my heart out?"
Challenge accepted tbh.
Lyrics to put in your Tinder bio: "Hey hey, you you, I don't like your girlfriend / Hey hey, you you, I think you need a knew one."
In the crazy world of dating, there's literally no time to beat around the bush. Let Avril say how you really feel.
Lyrics to put in your Tinder bio: "If I said I want your body / would you hold it against me?"
Duh. It's a timeless classic.