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17 November 2015, 16:43
Public transport is the best, said no one ever. A set of headphones may be the only thing separating you and your fellow humans from the unforgivable sin of eye contact.
But did you know that the kind of music you pick says everything about you as a person? It's science.
Here at PopBuzz, we've done rigorous testing and figured out the social hierarchy of public transport, based on musical choices, of course. If you've ever set foot on the tube, we guarantee you've encountered at least a few of these people.
V jealous of your ability to pull off red lipstick and public dancing, tbh.
No, I can't hear your music. Yes, I know you're listening to Bon Iver. The Urban Outfitters bag and stylish-yet-casual manbun gave it away.
You're too close and your music is too loud, Sir. One of those things has to change.
I know Graduation was a masterpiece, but nobody wants to hear it at stupid AM.
Hello from the other side of my Starbucks, I still can't deal with your humming.
I love you and I love Mariah, but Christmas is five weeks away, please control yourself.
Who needs Get Off alerts when you've got this guy keeping you on your toes?
How are you so calm amidst this chaos??? Teach me your ways, oh zen master.
You know, I wasn't into it at first, but you do you, boo boo.
Oh, hello, future husband.