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28 June 2016, 12:38
From Fifth Harmony to Panic!, how did so many bands get it so wrong?!?
Let's face it guys - most pop songs tend to be about one thing. Sometimes they hide it by calling it "Work" or a "zig-a-zig-ah" but we know what they are really on about...
But sometimes, songs get things a little bit wrong. Here's a few "examples":
"Nothin' but sheets in between us" - that's not how it works ladies. You are "between the sheets". Sheets "in between us" would just get in the way.
"I'm singing on the mic til my voice hoarse, Then I fill the tub up halfway then ride it with my surfboard" - are you on the mic while you're in the tub too? That's an accident waiting to happen. And why is it only half-full? Go big or go home!
"I know when that Hotline Bling, that can only mean one thing" - it's that kind of arrogance that results in lost voicemail messages.
"And she said use your hands and my spare time" - "spare time" is a very weird euphemism for penis.
"So we'll piss off the neighbours" - NEVER get into a sex war with your neighbours. It will not end well.
"Oh now I do recall, we were just getting to the part/Where the shock sets in, and the stomach acid finds a new way to make you get sick." - just sounds a bit gross.
"Stained coffee cup, Just a fingerprint of lipstick’s not enough" - that's not how lipstick works boys.
"I only love it when you touch me, not feel me" - those are technically the same thing.
"So why argue? You yell, but you take me back. Who cares when it feels like crack?" - ask a crack addict.
"I'm bulletproof and Know what I'm doing, The way we're movin' like introducing, Us to a new thing" - wait, so, is it a new thing or do you know what you're doing? Make your mind up!