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4 December 2015, 13:15
WHERE THE F--- IS J. LO?!
Pepsi announced the performer for the Superbowl Halftime Show yesterday and the internet wasn't feeling it AT. ALL.
After Madonna, Beyoncé, a surprisingly delightful Bruno Mars and Katy Per- sorry, LEFT SHARK AND MISSY ELLIOT, it has now fallen to Coldplay to deliver the half time goods in 2016. And even with the promise of UV lights, powder paint, laser lights and a potential cameo from Queen Bey, Twitter could not be satisfied.
Yesterday, we asked the question if Coldplay were actually secretly cool... but it seems EVERYONE just answered that questions for us. Here are the funniest tweets:
>coldplay announced as the superbowl halftime show pic.twitter.com/Cczoiogpir— Kebin :DDD (@le_asian) December 3, 2015
Coldplay is doing the Super Bowl halftime show. Players are going to start calling their old teams in tears, trying to get back together.— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) December 3, 2015
Like Coldplay is ever going to give us anything as good as left shark https://t.co/UVFxY18Y41— Ben Kercheval (@BenKercheval) December 3, 2015
I hope Left Shark eats Chris Martin.— Jack Kogod (@Unsilent) December 3, 2015
"Are you sad that Britney's not performing at the super bowl?" pic.twitter.com/aks9bWnzaT— Romeo Santos (@ByeAshy) December 3, 2015
"COLDPLAY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT FOOTBALL *IS*! THEY CALL IT SOCCER OVER THERE!" "Sir, do you have an actual emergency you're calling for?"— Mike Scollins (@mikescollins) December 3, 2015
Coldplay is the clip-on-man-bun of bands— Doug Bies (@dougbies) December 3, 2015