Pale People Easily Prone To Burning Rejoice Because The Coachella Line-Up Isn't That Great

7 January 2015, 15:46

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By Jacqueline Bowerman

(Only kidding.)

The official Coachella line-up for 2015 has just been released, and while it isn't exactly rob-a-chemist-give-me-all-the-factor-50s-you've-got kinda good, it is sort of good. And actually, as you squint your way further into the realm of the "small font bands" it does get decidedly better. 

Take a look below.

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Ah crap. It's good. It's actually really good. 

And so it begins. :-( 

THE CRUEL.

DESERT.

COACHELLA

AWAITS.

COACHELA
Godspeed.