Pork Soda Glass Animals Download 'Pork Soda' on iTunes
24 August 2015, 11:13
The definitive list.
We conducted a survey this morning and found 98.3% of the British public had indeed been brought on stage with Taylor Swift. But whilst you sit there smugly knowing you've strutted your stuff next to T-Swizzle, Joey from Friends and a supermodel or two, spare a thought for those who haven't yet made it.
Here's the definitive list of people who have yet to make it on stage with Taylor. Keep them in your prayers.
This bread basket
The rabbit from Winnie The Pooh
This sausage loving guy
This hair brush
This musical cheeseburger
Ken Paxton, the Attorney General of Texas
This Nun who appeared on The Voice Italy
This pig eating ice-cream
Zoella's bath and body range
AND THAT'S IT!