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24 June 2015, 12:13
If Alex from Target was actually attractive.
You know those days when the internet doesn't pluck someone (say a bean curd salesman) out of obscurity and turn them into a pseudo celebrity for its own amusement? Oh, what's that? You don't know those days? Because it happens every single day?
Remember all the way back to March of this year when London students outed a very attractive math teacher to the world and caused an actual internet storm. Eventually Pietro Boselli made it onto the cover of Attitude Magazine and we're hoping "the hottest bean curder in the world" has a similar fate.
At least the internet has upgraded its taste from 2014. Yi Tin Chen could have been another Alex from Target.