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3 August 2016, 15:08
Get your Holy Water at the ready!
We don't know why we keep watching this show because it has been responsible for nearly EVERY SINGLE nightmare we've ever had.
From grizzly murders to decapitated heads, here is our definitive ranking of the fourteen most terrifying moments from every single season of American Horror Story. We hope you weren't planning on having sweet dreams tonight! Xoxo
It's a categorical NO from us!
In fact, whenever a severed animal head appears, it's enough to send us diving behind the sofa.
NO THANK YOU PLEASE!
Half of you was like, "YAAASS!" but the other half was still hiding behind that cushion, wasn't it?
Your brain was still trying to wrap itself around the fact that she could never leave the house. And then THIS happened. Nopity nope nope.
They're enough to make us never want to sleep again. Ever.
CAN YOU IMAGINE IF YOU SAW THIS IRL?!
Rather you than us, Cordelia babes. SEE YA!
This gives a whole new TERRIFYING meaning to the term 'Slay Gaga'.
KIDS, ALWAYS CHECK YOUR HOTEL MATTRESS BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP!
*pulls covers up over head and hope they act as a shield against the baddies*
The image of this is honestly enough to haunt your every dream for the rest of time.
NO. NO NO NO. NOPE. THAT'S IT. GOODBYE WORLD.