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20 January 2016, 15:23
We live in a golden age of television, and we're not just talking about increased budgets, better representation, diverse and interesting stories. That's great, but have you noticed how hot everyone on TV is these days? We have. So we decided to rank them.
The question is - how many of these would you ring home to meet the fam?
Pros: Committed, sensitive, can do your makeup for you.
Cons: Mass murderer, unhealthy relationship with your mum. Also, he's dead.
Long term potential: FOR. EVER.
Pros: Clever, killer one-liners, can fight your enemies.
Cons: None that we could think of.
Long-term potential: Not too great. Heavily committed to his bromance.
Pros: Knows the value of loyalty and will probably ditch his brothers to be with you.
Cons: Potentially dead.
Long-term potential: Not that great, what with winter coming.
Pros: Smart, principled, HOT. Pure parent bait.
Cons: Probably a senior citizen by now.
Long-term potential: Is your name Steve Rogers? Then no.
Pros: Cute, charming, great at saving damsels in distress.
Cons: Travels a lot. Has a weird relationship with a guy named Castiel. Is a demon.
Long-term potential: Strong, if you could make the long-distance thing work from hell.
Pros: Ambitious, rich AF, family-oriented.
Cons: Ruthless, homophobic, kind of a d---.
Long-term potential: Solid, as long as you don't get on his bad side or do anything he disagrees with ever.
Pros: Resourceful, loyal, badass zombie slayer.
Cons: NONE OBSERVED TO DATE.
Longterm potential: Limited. Killing walkers is Daryl's only love now.
Pros: Cute, funny, self-deprecating, socially conscious.
Cons: Can be a bit high maintenance at times.
Long-term potential: Pretty great actually, Dev is serially monogamous.
Pros: Adorably nerdy, loves animals, parents are rich. Will make you breakfast.
Cons: Kind of a player.
Long-term potential: Seth would wait for you until the end of forever.
Pros: IS THE FREAKING BEST.
Cons: None whatsoever.