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13 January 2016, 15:41
Checking out of the Hotel!
American Horror Story: Hotel ends on January 13th and you're already panicking about how to fill the void, aren't you? Don't worry kids, we've got you covered while you wait oh so patiently for American Horror Story: Season 6 (see our suggestions for the theme here). Treat yoself to some of the finest Horror shows on the box, if you haven't already watched them already that is...
Plot: The series is a modern prequel to Alfred Hitchcock’s 1960 classic, Psycho. It follows the lives of Norman Bates and his mother Norma prior to the events of the film, albeit in a different setting. As the seasons progress, the twisted relationship between Norman and his mother escalates.
Seasons: 3 - Season 4 scheduled to air in March 2016.
For those that like: Suspense, problematic teenagers and deserted hotels.
Plot: FBI profiler Will Graham is recruited to investigate a serial killer in Minnesota. After a stressful investigation, he is referred to psychiatrist Dr. Hannibal Lecter (DUN DUN DUNNNN). Lecter then works to manipulate the FBI from within.
Seasons: 3. It was cancelled in June 2015 but it's great reviews and devoted fandom make it worthy of a binge-watch.
For those that like: Blood, blood, gore, more blood and more gore. But also, really REALLY visually stunning cinematography.
Plot: Netflix Original Series based on a novel of the same name. Hemlock Grove is a fictional town in Pennsylvania where rumours about brutal murders are causing a bit of a stir. Two unlikely forces unite to solve the mystery but one of them is hiding a secret. Shhh!
Seasons: 3. And they're all available on Netflix.
For those that like: Gothic vibes, witty remarks, werewolves - which is something AHS has not yet served up on a platter.
Plot: Rick Grimes wakes from a coma to find himself in a post-apocalyptic world. He reunites with his family and becomes the leader of the 'survivors' who struggle to survive in and adapt to a world overrun by zombies.
Seasons: 6. Season 7 airs in October 2016.
For those that like: Spending 42 minutes on edge... and Zombies. Zombies everywhere.
Plot: A serial killer is on the loose at Wallace University and a group of sorority girls simultaneously try to solve and avoid getting framed for killing their fellow students.
Seasons: 1. Currently awaiting renewal - we'll flip a table if it doesn't get a second season!
For those that like: Ryan Murphy's work and sassy Mean Girls dialogue. Oh, and blood.
Plot: Dexter, a guy with homicidal tendencies, channels his gruesome passion for killing in a "constructive" way - by only killing criminals... e.g. assassins, child molesters, rapists and serial killers who have slipped through the justice system.
Seasons: 8. It's off air now but it was a bloody thrill. Literally.
For those that like: Lovers of the Ten Commandments Killer storyline in Hotel, and supporters of James March's penchant for blood. Mrs Evers would definitely watch this show. #FreshSheets!
Plot: A series set in the States during the Great Depression and the Dustbowl. The story depicts the battle between good vs. evil and free will vs. destiny featuring a, you guessed it... travelling carnival.
Seasons: 2. It was cut short by HBO due to low ratings but won a ton of Emmys and a loyal fanbase.
For those that like: AHS: Freak Show mashed up with Twin Peaks. Straight up.
Plot: Twin Peaks follows an investigation headed by FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper into the murder of homecoming queen Laura Palmer. We'll say no more.
Seasons: 2. But it's making a comeback for 2017 so stay tuned!
For those that like: Small town mysteries and brooding detectives, just like Wes Bentley.
Plot: Season one explores Ichabod Crane’s life as he finds himself taken from his life in 1781 and thrown into the 21st century. He wakes up in a town called Sleepy Hollow and teams up with the Sheriff’s Department after the Headless Horseman beheads the Sheriff. LOL WUT.
For those that like: Mystery, scurry sh*t and supernatural happenings including GHOSTS... It's all here.
Plot: The story revolves around two brothers, Sam (Bitch) and Dean (Jerk) Winchester as they follow their father's footsteps, hunting down evil supernatural creatures while trying to save innocent people along the way.
Seasons: 11. You might need an entire Summer for this one.
For those that like: Things that are... not natural. (Also, if you've been watching this since 2005 then just start a rewatch or something.)