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13 November 2015, 17:23
She could kill us and we'd let her get away with it.
TRUE FACT: Annalise Keating is one of the best TV characters the world has ever given us. (Don't even try and disagree with us on this one!) She is your spirit animal. She is your Senpai. She is the one fierce lady that we all wish we could be. And if she's not... what are you even doing with your life?!
You need to pick up your Prada handbag, close your eyes and let her iconic one liners take over your soul right now, because Keating's Sass Class is officially in session.
How to deliver the line: Calmly, with direct eye contact. Make sure to let the recipient know that they're a tragic disappointment. Maintain the eye contact as you walk away.
How to deliver the line: Utter these immortal words as you're sashaying away from the witch that's trying to cause trouble. Don't they know better than to mess with a (fictional) Defence Attorney!?!
How to deliver this line: Annalise knows that letting people down gently doesn't work. Fire those shots in quick succession. And scatter some pity points on the floor as you leave the situation.
How to deliver the line: Yell it at their face and make sure every single word is dripping with Keating Venom. No one gets away with spoiling the end of HTGAWM... NO ONE!
How to deliver the line: Serve those Senpai vibes. Make it clear that you will not acknowledge anyone who can't keep up with the HTGAWM flashbacks. Then dismiss the peasant.
How to deliver the line: Peer over the top of that glass barrier and summon your lower register. Be intimidating. Let him know that he messed with the wrong gal. Throw in one of those "I'm Watching You" hand signals for added pizzazz.
How to deliver the line: Mutter it under your breath while shaking your head and unfollowing them on Snapchat. Rude.
How to deliver the line: Straight to the point. No messing around. Deadly serious. Say nothing else after this, and don't elaborate. Just give me the vodka.
How to deliver this line: Serve up the coldest, hardest side eye you've ever served in your life. Look straight into their eyes, and destroy their soul... just like Annalise does to you every single week.