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4 August 2016, 17:26
"An immortal life without garlic is not one worth living..."
So #WhyICantBeAVampire was trending last night. We have no idea why. We can only assume people were having withdrawals from The Vampire Diaries.
Now we thought it might just be another trash hashtag but it turned out to be weirdly relatable. We were reading it and thinking 'it me' at almost every single post. Like...
#WhyICantBeAVampire I wouldn't be able to do my eyeliner without a mirror.— Nicky Baber (@AttemptingLA) August 3, 2016
They aren't real #WhyICantBeAVampire— Joe Blow (@nta71) August 3, 2016
A few reasons #WhyICantBeAVampire:— Ultimate Oddball (@ultimateoddball) August 3, 2016
1. I don't like going out
2. I find the sun too bright
3. I'm allergic to garlic
4. ...wait a minute