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20 September 2016, 16:43
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. TODAY IS CANCELLED.
Hey y'all! It's Satan and I've reared my head again to remind you that 2016 is an actual piece of sh*t.
Today (Sept 20), news broke that everyones fave golden Hollywood couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie - aka the iconic Brangelina - are getting a divorce. Like, what is EVEN the point anymore? Honestly? Within 30 seconds of TMZ breaking the news on Twitter, the social network exploded. And when we say exploded, we mean EX. PLOD. DEAD.
*clicking onto twitter dot com the website and seeing the brangelina news* pic.twitter.com/DBMJpe1sdH— Bim aka Yung Jollof (@bimadew) September 20, 2016
RIP #brangelina. 2016 has gone too far this time~— j. c. mcnally (@aolmessenger) September 20, 2016
Help, my heart is breaking for humans I don't actually know personally #brangelina— Emily Arata (@aratatweets) September 20, 2016
I'm worried about all the redrafting of their tattoos. #brangelina— Janice Turner (@VictoriaPeckham) September 20, 2016
How can we tie Harambe into the #Brangelina news— Margaret MacLennan (@MargaretsBelly) September 20, 2016
everyone rn pic.twitter.com/ex4CDgzBko— Tim Boddy (@timjboddy) September 20, 2016
jennifer aniston wondering why people are involving her in something that hasn't been relevant for over a decade pic.twitter.com/ntvUsVL4uv— ellie bate (@eleanorbate) September 20, 2016
Oh man first Brexit, then Bake Off, now #brangelina YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART 2016— Bryony Gordon (@bryony_gordon) September 20, 2016
love cancelled. relationships cancelled. romance cancelled. people cancelled. https://t.co/FqFJSmKzYl— angiē (@joliecavill) September 20, 2016
The kids man the kids #brangelina— Ambianceologist (@i4inno) September 20, 2016